The Antikvas 2.4

[jayeless_archive]

MY EXAMS ARE OVER, PARTY TIME :DDD But now JulNoWriMo starts, so I'm still a bit busy. I'm loving my stockpile of entries, let me say that ;)

LAST TIME, I rolled the challenge where your sims aren't allowed to eat anything except Chinese food and pizza. Remember that.

Marianne: Mmmm, I like what I see ;)



Astrid: Psst psst, I think our mum is a bit of a slut



Is Borris trying to play with his daughter or throw her away?! You decide!



This is what Eirik does for fun :[



Hilde: Hm, I sense something wrong.



Hilde: Oh that's right - I'M STINKY!!



I'm assuming this challenge lets me restore the fridge to get food for the toddlers. Otherwise it'd be a bit impossible -_-;



See, gone again! Like magic.



Yay, let's play tag on the road! At night! In the rain! What could possibly go wrong?! :D



Whaaaaat what did Astrid do?



Some random cuteness for you~

Actually this was Hilde being incredibly fucking whiny and INSISTING that she had to ~~play with the butterflies~~, so I made Marianne drag her whiny ass out there. Then as soon as she got there, she remembered her red energy bar and wanted to sleep again. Marianne had an even redder energy bar though, so TOO BAD FOR HILDE, I forced her to ~~play with the butterflies~~ anyway :P



At $40, pizza isn't as unaffordable as I'd been fearing, actually.



I saw this and I was like, "Ooooooooooops what a waste buying pizza."



Marianne: Mmm, the smell of melted cheese! Why, this is... almost as good... as grilled cheese sandwiches! But it's not.



~Astrid's birthday~



Teenage Astrid! She rolled Fortune/Grilled Cheese, LTW to be a ~World Class Ballet Dancer~. Because ballet dancers eat a lot of greasy, fried food -_-;



This is when I remembered that this week's challenge says "no eating anything that's not pizza or Chinese food", not "get rid of your fridge and make do". Whooooops. Sorry guys, no more birthday cake for you!



Astrid gets a job too to help with the family finances~



Marianne: I wish I owned a gnome. But no, we're too poor. *solemn*



*solemn*



Sigrid's birthday!



Sigrid: *teenaged*
Marianne: *approving*



Marianne: Congratulations on growing up, darling! :) (imagine this 9568972356723 times in a row)



Sigrid rolled Family/Grilled Cheese. Her LTW's to reach her golden anniversary.



Marianne should be happy to have some more GC sims around to discuss grilled cheese with!



Autonomous diaper-changing! Yay!

[picture removed bc tinypic deleted it and replaced it with a photo of some randoms...]

Ummmm, this was another date I forgot to take other pictures of. Hi Trebuchet.



Sigrid: You want food? Sure thing! Oh wait... EXCEPT WE DON'T HAVE A FRIDGE.

(I restored it briefly, obviously.)



Marianne: I wish I owned enough money to sustain some pet fish.
Trebuchet: Yeah, I bet they'd taste good barbecued



Marianne: Maybe I could just keep the fish in the bathtub. You know... if we OWNED a bathtub.



Hilde's birthday!



Here she is. She grew into her looks a little.



Geeeeeeez Eirik, why are you being so mean :(



Sigrid got a part-time job, too~~



Aaaaaaaaand Astrid switched to her LTW career.



From this activity I finally learned that Marianne is a science sim, hahah.



STOP IT EIRIK YOU BIG MEANIE :(



Look you made her cry :((



IT'S A BURGLAR! Cunningly disguised as a graphical glitch, to make him indistinguishable from the rest of my game. Alas, poor burglar -- the burglar music gave him away.



Burglar: *sneak sneak sneak* Good that boy's asleep >:D



Burglar: Muahaha! I shall steal their box of books! Now they will have nothing to read! MUAHAHA!



Eirik: OMG OMG OMG BURGLAR I CAN'T STAND IN THERE OR HE COULD BURGLE ME



Burglar you'd better not be stealing that entire chunk of wall or I will smite you. Did you know that wall pieces are $70 a pop?



Burglar: Yep, that couch will look great in my lounge room



So, CAPTAIN SLOW finally made his way to the telephone...
Burglar: Oh no, he's calling the police! Time to make my escape!



Yes he got away.



No shit, Captain USELESS (Y)



And now we see why the police are too lazy to chase after that burglar... they're on drugs! The burglar is probably part of the criminal gang that bribed them, undoubtedly funding this bribery with their hauls of sofas worth $100. Fuck this shit :@



Eirik: How will I liveeeee without my box of books?? How am I to go on???



Eirik then goes to reassure himself that he could have taken the burglar on himself... you know, if he'd wanted to.



Marianne wakes up to fume about the burglary too.



Marianne: Really, that's just not nice!



Marianne: Dear diary, today a burglar stole my chessboard. Well, I never owned a chessboard, but if I had owned one, that burglar would have taken it, I'm sure.



Marianne: He'd also have taken my garden gnome, if I'd had one. Sigh.



Hilde: RAWWWWWWWR WHY DID HE TAKE OUR SOFA?!? THIS REPLACEMENT'S NOT THE SAME!!



Marianne: OK, over the burglar now. Now let's see if I can meet this sim I've never met before but magically know about~



Sooooo we go to the park. My graphics implode. Yay.



Anyway, Marianne met Lister Dork~ (PS I swear I have sims in my game that aren't katu_sims'... they're just not as fiercely determined to get into my legacies!)

Anyway although they had a ton of chemistry, Marianne insisted on talking to him all the time about art, which Lister is not exactly into.



Marianne: So, what do you think of Owen Piper? Don't you think he's hot?!



Lister: Babe... I think YOU'RE hot. ;D

Smooth, Lister, smooth.



Marianne: Barf that alien thing over there is disgusting
Adric Sprita: :|



~And now for a crossover with the Sprita Legacy~
Bellatrix has clearly nicked down to the local park to canoodle with one of her various lovers. WHY SHE BOTHERS I don't know, because it is SHE who cares about HER HUSBAND'S infidelity, not the other way around. Oh well.



Marianne: I think those Sims are falling in love beside us.
Lister: I think you're right.



I think she's right, too!!

PLEASE STOP IT BELLATRIX significant Sprita plot developments should happen when I'm ACTUALLY TAKING PICTURES FOR THAT LEGACY what are you doing you're ruining my plans and organisation :'(

Bellatrix: Eheheh >:D



Um Marianne. That doesn't look like pizza or Chinese food. The rules clearly state you have to eat pizza and Chinese food only this week :|



Adric: Mm, that blonde chick is hot.
Me: Sorry Adric, she barfed at the sight of you. You're better off sticking with Bellatrix.



Marianne: You know, my LTW is to WooHoo 20 Sims ^_^



HAHAHAHAH. See Marianne, this is what happens when you try eating challenge-illegal food. Other Sims come along and confiscate it because it's not allowed.

[picture overwritten by Tinypic]

Bellatrix: Ahhhh, WooHoo 20 Sims you say? Why, that sounds much like... my cruel... philandering... HUSBAND *eyetwitch*
Marianne: Sorry man, I'm off. Too hungry



LOLOLOL OH REALLY GAME and how exactly did she get one of those FROM THE PARK?

I love how it seems programmed to force its Sims 3 thing onto us xP


Anyway, that is the end! Did it seem abrupt? It may have, but oh well. At this juncture, I'd like to give a shout-out to my AMAZING LAPTOP which crashed while I was writing, crashed while I was rebooting it, spent fifteen minutes engrossed in "system repairs" because crashing while rebooting seems to damage system files, and then crashed immediately after finishing "system repairs". It's working now, but that was really stressful :@ I guess you can tell I don't really think my laptop is amazing, hey...

As for some better shout-outs, the sources of the sims who appeared in this update!
simpurity for Marianne
stakeit_uk for Borris Darwin
katu_sims for Trebuchet and Lister Dork
simsforaranya for Bellatrix Forest

Comments

[jessalie_aranya]

I know what you mean about sims being DETERMINED to get in a legacy. I usually have 2-4 sims per creator x about 30 creators in each hood, but just from reading my updates, you wouldn't see them. *facepalm*

Kids are growing up hot. Most excellent. :D

[jayeless_archive]

Haha, I feel like I have a ton of different sims (possibly not 30 creators' worth, but 20...), but when my sims go to the park or whatever, the other sims that turn up are Sprita spares, katu_sims', and occasionally a token sim from someone else. I don't know what she does to those sims, but they are really, really determined to get into my legacies and make sure to turn up at every opportunity. (Except Rimmer, for some reason! xDDD He only steals newspapers...)

[blackbutterfly]

You'd think instead of being a Viking Death Squad challenge, this was an ISBI.