The Antikvas 2.8
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jayeless_simsHey guys, the stupid-ass conservative hack brigade appears to have won my country's election, which is clearly shit, so fucking shit I can't even sleep, so in the interests of finding something productive to do with this hate-fuelled energy, I'm updating the Antikvas. It's been three weeks because I realised the initial ten-week period of the VDSL challenge had elapsed and I got lazy. Whatever.
Does not compare to the Coalition victory at all. oh my god.
By the way I wrote this commentary weeks ago so it does not reflect my inner RAGE. This is probably a good thing for you, because otherwise you'd have to sit through a lot of ranting, but yeah.
Astrid is home from work, and that makes it time to pursue her relationship with Adrianna Beachwee. Whether or not Adrianna wants it.
Yay! She finally deigns to come over this time :D
Adrianna: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW! YOU DISGUST ME! THE ONLY REASON I AGREED TO COME OVER IS TO TELL YOU WHAT A WORTHLESS SPACE YOU ARE!
Astrid: ... D:
Severus Sprita: I agree! You think you're soooooo good, don't you Astrid, because you beat up your brother however many times and became heir? WELL YOU'RE NOT! Let me tell you, we know ALL ABOUT your feud with that brother of yours, and THIS KIND OF UNDERHANDED BEHAVIOUR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN OUR TOWN! How dare you even show your face in public, you SOCIOPATH??
Astrid: O_O
Astrid: ...someone help me... :(
Then these two magically start being nice. Who are the real sociopaths here, I ask??
Severus: tickle tickle LOL
I take an advantage of the sudden change in mood to flirt with Adrianna ;)
Adrianna: *is flattered*
Severus: What happened to the plan? D:<
Adrianna: Oh, uh, yeah... sorry man, I am NOT interested.
She was MUCH more interested in Hilde :( just because Hilde is a "Distinguished Do-Gooder", I mean really...
Adrianna couldn't hide that she SECRETLY REALLY IS INTERESTED IN ASTRID from ACR! ;) Yeahhhhhhh Adrianna, I'm gonna getchu and I don't care if you object~~~
She is trying to fight back, though :@
Adrianna: BACK OFF, you evil bitch! Get away from me! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!
Astrid: ... D:
Astrid: :)
Adrianna: ... I can't believe I ended up here. :|
Severus: NOOOOOOO ADRIANNA! THE PLAN!
Adrianna: Fuck the plan ^_^
Me: Yeah, fuck the plan! D:<
That is one AWESOME sexual orientation for a secondary Romance Sim! A+, Hilde :|
Marianne brought Siddhartha Arden home from work, but this was his reaction to every single conversation. Even the default one about ~life~ (you know where they talk about kissing/making out/people/growing up/etc. and no sim can ever resist? That one.) didn't interest him. Maaaaan!
The next $1000 trinket is a painting. Of a merry-go-round. Yep.
Muahahaha, resistance is futile! ;D
This was autonomous! HER RESISTANCE IS CRUMBLING!!
Siddhartha: LOOOOOOOL you made out with Astrid, that well-known dirty ditrbag LOLOLOL
Me: Could you shut up Siddhartha plzkthx
Seriously Adrianna, wrong sister!
:DDDDDDD
No Adrianna, you cannot resist. Good Sim :D
This time, we're trying for babies! We do not need a NINTH generation two update :(
Muahaha. I feel kind of evil for defying Adrianna's will, but I also feel so accomplished now >:)
Morning sickness the next morning! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! :D
FINAL $1000 TRINKET OMG OMG OMG NEW CHALLENGE TOMORROW YAAAAAAAY
Today is a snowy day in Acorn City.
HELLO MR RENGUIN!
Tonight, it's finally Hilde's turn to go clubbing :)
The night wasn't very productive but at least Hilde was adorable xD
Astrid: All riiiiiiiiight, pregnancy! :D
Hilde is THE most painstaking snowman-builder! I swear it takes my other sims 10 sim-minutes... it took her 45. 100% more realistic in my imagination (it doesn't ever snow here so it IS only my imagination, but...), but woah :O Just another example of how Hilde is awesome.
Her snowman was evil, of course. xD
Fucking lame. I ALWAYS PICK "TURNPIKE" PRECISELY BECAUSE COBBLESTONE STREETS SOUND BAD, AND I AM ALWAYS WRONG. The one time I try to outwit this chance card, and I'm still wrong... D:
Sigh.
BTW, new challenge!! This dice roll comes to:
HOW DO I INVITE ADRIANNA OVER NOW??
Not that it matters I guess, 'cause there's a gigantic blizzard going on today, and I don't think Adrianna wants to go outside in that.
Haha, fat chance of HER coming to the phone. Laryngitis!
Penguin: Mr Snowman... our plan for taking over the city is almost complete!
Penguin: We will fry the people's brains like eggs!
Penguin: For I will be the law in this city!
Penguin: And I say... everyone learn maths!
Penguin: Or you GO TO JAIL!
Hilde got promoted!!
Then she got a phone call from Adrianna...
Hilde: Why yes, I suppose I am somewhat attractive... :D
Penguin: Further updates on our plan, Mr Snowman - we shall hijack a schoolbus!
Penguin: And then, we shall DRIVE IT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE! Those incompetent fools in homeland security are always obsessing about planes; they will NEVER think to check a little schoolbus!
Dum de dummmm, Hilde went to the nightclub again...
...annnnnnnd yet again, random cuteness was all I got out of it.
Pop!
So cute :3
Man, this penguin is so desperate to chill out at the Antikvas' place that it even comes when THE SNOWMAN IS DEAD. It ain't never coming back to life, you know.
omg omg omg Adrianna visited of her own accord this is EXCELLENT
The animation that gets her to move in clearly does not involve talking! ;)
Nor does making out! I can't see this helping any with laryngitis but WHATEVER
FU, are you saying this house is dirty
WRONG PERSON
I was trying to get them to cuddle+woohoo on the couch because Astrid would inevitably talk on the bed... DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK.
Astrid: OH GODDDDDDDD WHAT DID I DO O_O
Me: Absolutely nothing?? WTF?!
BITCH YOU DID THIS JUST TO SMITE ME DIDN'T YOU.
NO SPEAKING, YOU HAVE LARYNGITIS!
Astrid: ~blah blah blah criminals~
Me: EXCUSE ME YOU ARE CLEARLY THE CRIMINAL HERE, YOU ARE MAKING ME LOSE THIS CHALLENGE
THE END, THANKS FOR READING, AND DOWN WITH THE COALITION!!!
<3
Credits for Sims!
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simpurity for Marianne
beachwee for Adrianna
katu_sims for Siddhartha Arden
Does not compare to the Coalition victory at all. oh my god.
By the way I wrote this commentary weeks ago so it does not reflect my inner RAGE. This is probably a good thing for you, because otherwise you'd have to sit through a lot of ranting, but yeah.
Astrid is home from work, and that makes it time to pursue her relationship with Adrianna Beachwee. Whether or not Adrianna wants it.
Yay! She finally deigns to come over this time :D
Adrianna: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW! YOU DISGUST ME! THE ONLY REASON I AGREED TO COME OVER IS TO TELL YOU WHAT A WORTHLESS SPACE YOU ARE!
Astrid: ... D:
Severus Sprita: I agree! You think you're soooooo good, don't you Astrid, because you beat up your brother however many times and became heir? WELL YOU'RE NOT! Let me tell you, we know ALL ABOUT your feud with that brother of yours, and THIS KIND OF UNDERHANDED BEHAVIOUR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN OUR TOWN! How dare you even show your face in public, you SOCIOPATH??
Astrid: O_O
Astrid: ...someone help me... :(
Then these two magically start being nice. Who are the real sociopaths here, I ask??
Severus: tickle tickle LOL
I take an advantage of the sudden change in mood to flirt with Adrianna ;)
Adrianna: *is flattered*
Severus: What happened to the plan? D:<
Adrianna: Oh, uh, yeah... sorry man, I am NOT interested.
She was MUCH more interested in Hilde :( just because Hilde is a "Distinguished Do-Gooder", I mean really...
Adrianna couldn't hide that she SECRETLY REALLY IS INTERESTED IN ASTRID from ACR! ;) Yeahhhhhhh Adrianna, I'm gonna getchu and I don't care if you object~~~
She is trying to fight back, though :@
Adrianna: BACK OFF, you evil bitch! Get away from me! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!
Astrid: ... D:
Astrid: :)
Adrianna: ... I can't believe I ended up here. :|
Severus: NOOOOOOO ADRIANNA! THE PLAN!
Adrianna: Fuck the plan ^_^
Me: Yeah, fuck the plan! D:<
That is one AWESOME sexual orientation for a secondary Romance Sim! A+, Hilde :|
Marianne brought Siddhartha Arden home from work, but this was his reaction to every single conversation. Even the default one about ~life~ (you know where they talk about kissing/making out/people/growing up/etc. and no sim can ever resist? That one.) didn't interest him. Maaaaan!
The next $1000 trinket is a painting. Of a merry-go-round. Yep.
Muahahaha, resistance is futile! ;D
This was autonomous! HER RESISTANCE IS CRUMBLING!!
Siddhartha: LOOOOOOOL you made out with Astrid, that well-known dirty ditrbag LOLOLOL
Me: Could you shut up Siddhartha plzkthx
Seriously Adrianna, wrong sister!
:DDDDDDD
No Adrianna, you cannot resist. Good Sim :D
This time, we're trying for babies! We do not need a NINTH generation two update :(
Muahaha. I feel kind of evil for defying Adrianna's will, but I also feel so accomplished now >:)
Morning sickness the next morning! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! :D
FINAL $1000 TRINKET OMG OMG OMG NEW CHALLENGE TOMORROW YAAAAAAAY
Today is a snowy day in Acorn City.
HELLO MR RENGUIN!
Tonight, it's finally Hilde's turn to go clubbing :)
The night wasn't very productive but at least Hilde was adorable xD
Astrid: All riiiiiiiiight, pregnancy! :D
Hilde is THE most painstaking snowman-builder! I swear it takes my other sims 10 sim-minutes... it took her 45. 100% more realistic in my imagination (it doesn't ever snow here so it IS only my imagination, but...), but woah :O Just another example of how Hilde is awesome.
Her snowman was evil, of course. xD
Fucking lame. I ALWAYS PICK "TURNPIKE" PRECISELY BECAUSE COBBLESTONE STREETS SOUND BAD, AND I AM ALWAYS WRONG. The one time I try to outwit this chance card, and I'm still wrong... D:
Sigh.
BTW, new challenge!! This dice roll comes to:
A Case of Laryngitis: the torch holder cannot leave the house for a week and cannot communicate with anyone in the house or outside the house other than through non-verbal means.
HOW DO I INVITE ADRIANNA OVER NOW??
Not that it matters I guess, 'cause there's a gigantic blizzard going on today, and I don't think Adrianna wants to go outside in that.
Haha, fat chance of HER coming to the phone. Laryngitis!
Penguin: Mr Snowman... our plan for taking over the city is almost complete!
Penguin: We will fry the people's brains like eggs!
Penguin: For I will be the law in this city!
Penguin: And I say... everyone learn maths!
Penguin: Or you GO TO JAIL!
Hilde got promoted!!
Then she got a phone call from Adrianna...
Hilde: Why yes, I suppose I am somewhat attractive... :D
Penguin: Further updates on our plan, Mr Snowman - we shall hijack a schoolbus!
Penguin: And then, we shall DRIVE IT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE! Those incompetent fools in homeland security are always obsessing about planes; they will NEVER think to check a little schoolbus!
Dum de dummmm, Hilde went to the nightclub again...
...annnnnnnd yet again, random cuteness was all I got out of it.
Pop!
So cute :3
Man, this penguin is so desperate to chill out at the Antikvas' place that it even comes when THE SNOWMAN IS DEAD. It ain't never coming back to life, you know.
omg omg omg Adrianna visited of her own accord this is EXCELLENT
The animation that gets her to move in clearly does not involve talking! ;)
Nor does making out! I can't see this helping any with laryngitis but WHATEVER
FU, are you saying this house is dirty
WRONG PERSON
I was trying to get them to cuddle+woohoo on the couch because Astrid would inevitably talk on the bed... DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK.
Astrid: OH GODDDDDDDD WHAT DID I DO O_O
Me: Absolutely nothing?? WTF?!
BITCH YOU DID THIS JUST TO SMITE ME DIDN'T YOU.
NO SPEAKING, YOU HAVE LARYNGITIS!
Astrid: ~blah blah blah criminals~
Me: EXCUSE ME YOU ARE CLEARLY THE CRIMINAL HERE, YOU ARE MAKING ME LOSE THIS CHALLENGE
THE END, THANKS FOR READING, AND DOWN WITH THE COALITION!!!
<3
Credits for Sims!
simpurity for Mariannebeachwee for Adriannakatu_sims for Siddhartha Arden
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Date: 2010-08-21 07:55 pm (UTC)You know, they probably WOULDN'T check the school bus. >.>
I am sorry the icky party one, but I'm glad that it means sims! XD
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Date: 2010-08-22 05:08 am (UTC)Thank you!