The Antikvas 3.8
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jayeless_simsMore college! And then some stuff not at college too! Yes, finally!!
And yes, once again, features lots and lots and lots of Sprita crossovers. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
Consider yourself warned over the following things too: profanity, nudity.
Alexandra's professor came over for reasons that are hopefully obvious (and yes she is a zombie remember in my game all psych professors are zombies because clearly THEY ENJOY THE STUDY OF THE BRAIN.). And yes she tells Alexandra good gossip that actually is good because the saga of Veronica/Nathan/Danielle was pretty damn spectacular.
lol look at Vladimir earning grades the old-fashioned way.
Sooooooo if you watch Doctor Who and have got up to at least episode five of the 2011 season OR you don't mind potential spoilers, you know who Zombie Prof reminds me of...
This girl. But smilier.
This is obviously the lazier and therefore way better way to get grades.
ummm I don't recommend discussing that though. Remember when Mr Green Shirt instantly failed uni because his prof saw him kissing Mac?!
Alexandra: yeeeeeee maxed-out grades meter. No more term papers, ever again!!
You know, as if she wrote term papers in the first place.
You'd think that after however many sexual partners Alexandra would know a thing or two about physiology by now, but I digress...
I ♥ her poker face.
Everyone literally maxed out their grades meters 50 hours before their final exam. wat da fuq.
Too much fun is not enough for me; I thoroughly enjoyed this lifetime goal
Sorry I just loved that.
Yeah you bet your ass I did not wait the full 50 hours.
EVERYONE GRADUATED WOOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME~~~!!!
...with the Contessa!!!
I basically figure there's no reason for Alexandra to stop at 20 :)
No joke though, this actually freaked me out. I was like BUT WHERE DID A BAT COME FROM :| :| :| DOES THIS GAME EVEN HAVE BATS :| :| :| o wait yes it does and that's the Contessa. Right then.
EAxis, undermining the mystique of mythical villains by having them eat mac 'n' cheese in a hot pink bikini since 2004~~
Yet despite her sexy adventures with the Contessa, Alexandra is apparently still holding out for the teenage Katniss Sprita. STILL.
Did I mention GRADUATION PARTY TIME?!?!?!
I didn't like it when the game guilt-tripped me last time about all tomorrow's unthrown parties, ok :(
Why do you have to wear that, no me gusta >:(
Excuse me you guys. A little respect for Vladimir's feelings, plzkthx.
Here are some party attendees!! Left to right: Mac Sprita, Aurora Scallywag, Cimorene Ouroboros
...and some more: Jamie Sprita, Kevin Sprita. Notice Kevin pretending like he actually uses his broom to get to places. What a poser. He so doesn't.
So here's some pictures from the party! Captions only if and when I feel like it because you know, a lot of it's self-explanatory...
Vladimir being a stupid loner and socialising with his exercise bike instead of people. What a dork.
Well a graduation party is clearly the most appropriate place to discuss these exploits :D
I love Vladimir's suspicious glare at Kevin too ahaha
Notice Dormie Desmond also being a stupid dweeb and studying in his bedroom. Lame-o.
Yes, Vladimir and Aurora!! Who'da thunkit.
I have gr8 party-throwing skills B) Way better than my outing-tagging-along-with skills ~~apparently~~
I sure am glad you guys didn't decide to start playing chess until after the party was over, though! Geez.
Here's Alexandra, as an adult :)
See you back in Acorn City!!
Goddamnit game, did you not see the gigantic party JUST THEN?? There do not need to be any more parties.
I switched into build/buy mode briefly and found the Cow Mascot imprisoned in Mr Mohawk's bedroom. This amuses me.
So Leon is apparently off on a grand backpacking expedition around the world...
bye man :)
and after kissing Erin goodbye (because yes, I AM too lazy to play through any spares updates involving the two of them, so none there shall be)...
Vladimir is an adult, and off on his way too.
andddd the phone is randomly ringing as he leaves so whoever moves into this dorm next is going to have answering that call to look forward to!
baibai dorm~
So. Back at the Antikvas' house.
I rolled a new challenge (so now I'm rolling on Thursdays, I guess...) and it is:
This sounds kind of annoying because five out of six sims presently on the lot are female :( And it sounds like they're all going to spend most of their week in front of a mirror :\
Before that quality time with the mirror, though, it's time to make babies! :P
Mission accomplished.
Cimorene, I don't really get why you have to stand right behind Adrianna when there is a lot of other space in front of this mirror.
oh... for... that. I see...
(later on...) haha what. This is some interesting method of "studying charisma".
So, Severus Sprita and Verdana Dork both visited and she started swooning over him :S And actually I realised that ALMOST EVERY FEMALE SIM EVER IN MY ENTIRE GAME thinks that Severus is one of the most attractive things they've ever laid their eyes on, and... he's gay. and married. and faithful!! Stop it all of you :(
Yes, that caption did have basically nothing to do with the Antikvas (except that Alexandra is one of the many women who's swooned over Severus, hahaha) but whatever, I think we've already established that distinguishing between my two legacies has become a bit difficult.
Apparently Trebuchet was on the internet at 4.30am and this happened. I didn't really get it.
Pop :)
Cimorene, that is rude >:| Especially after you caressed her so much in front of the mirror.
So apparently if someone is skilling up their charisma in the bedroom - EVEN IF THEY ARE "PRACTISING ROMANCE" AND NOT SPEECHES - no one else can sleep there. This sucks.
Oh yeah. This is happening too.
Trebuchet is pissing me off. While everyone else has to juggle maximising their charisma and staying alive, Trebuchet gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu why does this challenge have to be this way >:|
Hilde came over.
Whaaaaaaaat, Marianne needed the aspiration points...
Goddamnit, Hilde :(
Okay, this is cute :D hahaha.
WHAT
WHAT
yeah apparently they have three bolts.
Astrid basically brings Severus home from work every single day. They are BFF4Ls now, manz.
Trebuchet: hay bb cheat on your fiancé with me~
Hilde: >:(
Hilde: SURE! :D
Me: wat
Meanwhile, these two are just going in an endless cycle of "admiring" each other repeatedly.
I swear if he were not gay and she were not a lesbian, I would be suspicious of them. But no... I'm pretty sure they're just genuine BFF4Ls :|
~~~I DON'T SEE NO RINGS, ON THESE FINGERS~~~
Except for how I totally do.
So yeah, looks like there's enough romance going down in this room, tbh.
What a self-centred little kitten.
Then this happened.
D'awwwwwww, cute! (and yes, she popped.)
More popping~~~
wtf I GOT NO WARNING OF THIS
Cymmi aged up mid-game, too?! Weeeeeeeird :O
Cimorene: That Kevin Sprita guy sure is a looker
Astrid: Yeah, he certainly is
Head asploding from adorableness :')
First of the ladies to maximise her creativity!!! :D Which is funny, because I'm pretty sure Marianne was starting from the lowest point out of all of them (i.e. zero).
More adorableness :') :') :') But no Cymmi you may not have a fish.
Cymmi DA FUQ R U DOIN
More pops yay
...? why?
well good luck being universally hated with your MAXIMISED CHARISMA POINTS ahaha
And to conclude this update, some babies! :)
First up, meet "Baby Girl Antikva", who was quickly actually named Amaranta. Why? Because my naming theme this time around is Cien años de soledad.
Even though I hated that book.
Oh well.
I'm sure that grilled cheese would love to hold the newborn
And here is "Baby Boy Antikva", orrrrrr... Aureliano :)
The end! Hope you enjoyed ;D
Credits for Sims!
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beachwee for Adrianna
bondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboros
katu_sims for Trebuchet Dork
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
And yes, once again, features lots and lots and lots of Sprita crossovers. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
Consider yourself warned over the following things too: profanity, nudity.
Alexandra's professor came over for reasons that are hopefully obvious (and yes she is a zombie remember in my game all psych professors are zombies because clearly THEY ENJOY THE STUDY OF THE BRAIN.). And yes she tells Alexandra good gossip that actually is good because the saga of Veronica/Nathan/Danielle was pretty damn spectacular.
lol look at Vladimir earning grades the old-fashioned way.
Sooooooo if you watch Doctor Who and have got up to at least episode five of the 2011 season OR you don't mind potential spoilers, you know who Zombie Prof reminds me of...
This girl. But smilier.
This is obviously the lazier and therefore way better way to get grades.
ummm I don't recommend discussing that though. Remember when Mr Green Shirt instantly failed uni because his prof saw him kissing Mac?!
Alexandra: yeeeeeee maxed-out grades meter. No more term papers, ever again!!
You know, as if she wrote term papers in the first place.
You'd think that after however many sexual partners Alexandra would know a thing or two about physiology by now, but I digress...
I ♥ her poker face.
Everyone literally maxed out their grades meters 50 hours before their final exam. wat da fuq.
Too much fun is not enough for me; I thoroughly enjoyed this lifetime goal
Sorry I just loved that.
Yeah you bet your ass I did not wait the full 50 hours.
EVERYONE GRADUATED WOOOOOOOOO PARTY TIME~~~!!!
...with the Contessa!!!
I basically figure there's no reason for Alexandra to stop at 20 :)
No joke though, this actually freaked me out. I was like BUT WHERE DID A BAT COME FROM :| :| :| DOES THIS GAME EVEN HAVE BATS :| :| :| o wait yes it does and that's the Contessa. Right then.
EAxis, undermining the mystique of mythical villains by having them eat mac 'n' cheese in a hot pink bikini since 2004~~
Yet despite her sexy adventures with the Contessa, Alexandra is apparently still holding out for the teenage Katniss Sprita. STILL.
Did I mention GRADUATION PARTY TIME?!?!?!
I didn't like it when the game guilt-tripped me last time about all tomorrow's unthrown parties, ok :(
Why do you have to wear that, no me gusta >:(
Excuse me you guys. A little respect for Vladimir's feelings, plzkthx.
Here are some party attendees!! Left to right: Mac Sprita, Aurora Scallywag, Cimorene Ouroboros
...and some more: Jamie Sprita, Kevin Sprita. Notice Kevin pretending like he actually uses his broom to get to places. What a poser. He so doesn't.
So here's some pictures from the party! Captions only if and when I feel like it because you know, a lot of it's self-explanatory...
Vladimir being a stupid loner and socialising with his exercise bike instead of people. What a dork.
Well a graduation party is clearly the most appropriate place to discuss these exploits :D
I love Vladimir's suspicious glare at Kevin too ahaha
Notice Dormie Desmond also being a stupid dweeb and studying in his bedroom. Lame-o.
Yes, Vladimir and Aurora!! Who'da thunkit.
I have gr8 party-throwing skills B) Way better than my outing-tagging-along-with skills ~~apparently~~
I sure am glad you guys didn't decide to start playing chess until after the party was over, though! Geez.
Here's Alexandra, as an adult :)
See you back in Acorn City!!
Goddamnit game, did you not see the gigantic party JUST THEN?? There do not need to be any more parties.
I switched into build/buy mode briefly and found the Cow Mascot imprisoned in Mr Mohawk's bedroom. This amuses me.
So Leon is apparently off on a grand backpacking expedition around the world...
bye man :)
and after kissing Erin goodbye (because yes, I AM too lazy to play through any spares updates involving the two of them, so none there shall be)...
Vladimir is an adult, and off on his way too.
andddd the phone is randomly ringing as he leaves so whoever moves into this dorm next is going to have answering that call to look forward to!
baibai dorm~
So. Back at the Antikvas' house.
I rolled a new challenge (so now I'm rolling on Thursdays, I guess...) and it is:
She's Simply Irresistible: all female sims on the lot must max out their Charisma skill within the week.
This sounds kind of annoying because five out of six sims presently on the lot are female :( And it sounds like they're all going to spend most of their week in front of a mirror :\
Before that quality time with the mirror, though, it's time to make babies! :P
Mission accomplished.
Cimorene, I don't really get why you have to stand right behind Adrianna when there is a lot of other space in front of this mirror.
oh... for... that. I see...
(later on...) haha what. This is some interesting method of "studying charisma".
So, Severus Sprita and Verdana Dork both visited and she started swooning over him :S And actually I realised that ALMOST EVERY FEMALE SIM EVER IN MY ENTIRE GAME thinks that Severus is one of the most attractive things they've ever laid their eyes on, and... he's gay. and married. and faithful!! Stop it all of you :(
Yes, that caption did have basically nothing to do with the Antikvas (except that Alexandra is one of the many women who's swooned over Severus, hahaha) but whatever, I think we've already established that distinguishing between my two legacies has become a bit difficult.
Apparently Trebuchet was on the internet at 4.30am and this happened. I didn't really get it.
Pop :)
Cimorene, that is rude >:| Especially after you caressed her so much in front of the mirror.
So apparently if someone is skilling up their charisma in the bedroom - EVEN IF THEY ARE "PRACTISING ROMANCE" AND NOT SPEECHES - no one else can sleep there. This sucks.
Oh yeah. This is happening too.
Trebuchet is pissing me off. While everyone else has to juggle maximising their charisma and staying alive, Trebuchet gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu why does this challenge have to be this way >:|
Hilde came over.
Whaaaaaaaat, Marianne needed the aspiration points...
Goddamnit, Hilde :(
Okay, this is cute :D hahaha.
WHAT
WHAT
yeah apparently they have three bolts.
Astrid basically brings Severus home from work every single day. They are BFF4Ls now, manz.
Trebuchet: hay bb cheat on your fiancé with me~
Hilde: >:(
Hilde: SURE! :D
Me: wat
Meanwhile, these two are just going in an endless cycle of "admiring" each other repeatedly.
I swear if he were not gay and she were not a lesbian, I would be suspicious of them. But no... I'm pretty sure they're just genuine BFF4Ls :|
~~~I DON'T SEE NO RINGS, ON THESE FINGERS~~~
Except for how I totally do.
So yeah, looks like there's enough romance going down in this room, tbh.
What a self-centred little kitten.
Then this happened.
D'awwwwwww, cute! (and yes, she popped.)
More popping~~~
wtf I GOT NO WARNING OF THIS
Cymmi aged up mid-game, too?! Weeeeeeeird :O
Cimorene: That Kevin Sprita guy sure is a looker
Astrid: Yeah, he certainly is
Head asploding from adorableness :')
First of the ladies to maximise her creativity!!! :D Which is funny, because I'm pretty sure Marianne was starting from the lowest point out of all of them (i.e. zero).
More adorableness :') :') :') But no Cymmi you may not have a fish.
Cymmi DA FUQ R U DOIN
More pops yay
...? why?
well good luck being universally hated with your MAXIMISED CHARISMA POINTS ahaha
And to conclude this update, some babies! :)
First up, meet "Baby Girl Antikva", who was quickly actually named Amaranta. Why? Because my naming theme this time around is Cien años de soledad.
Even though I hated that book.
Oh well.
I'm sure that grilled cheese would love to hold the newborn
And here is "Baby Boy Antikva", orrrrrr... Aureliano :)
The end! Hope you enjoyed ;D
Credits for Sims!
beachwee for Adriannabondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboroskatu_sims for Trebuchet Dorksea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag
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Date: 2011-07-03 05:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-04 02:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-03 09:09 pm (UTC)And your reason why all the psych teachers are zombies caused coffee to go up my nose. >.>
I really recommend the shorter uni hack at MTS. I have the one that makes each semester 2 sim days long. Just enough time to write term papers, go to class a couple times, do some socializing, etc!
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Date: 2011-07-04 02:04 am (UTC)And I'm glad I cracked you up ;D
I mayyy have to go and fetch that hack. But considering that the next generation of Sims to go through college will be the epically large Sprita ninth generation... maybe after that? :S 72 hours is a bit too much with only three sims, but with seven or whatever it seems more necessary!