The Antikvas 5.3

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Guess what I found on my external hard drive! The LAST-EVER, never-before-published final update of the Antikvas. Most of the pictures are from August 2013, and the last few are from August 2014. I think I held off on publishing because I was hoping to play some more and make the update longer, but then I just… never played again.

I have a feeling that everyone who used to read the Antikvas is long-gone by now, but if they have a die-hard fan out there somewhere… this one's for you.

Warning: nudity.

Today's update begins with DEATH!



At first I was really confused about who was supposed to be dying, but it turned out to be this little guy :((((



The Grim Reaper was a true asshole about it, pouring over his list for ages. But at least everyone was bawling their eyes out like me ;(



Except these two heartless people who were doing... other things.



He threw the catnip into the sky and then Cymmi jumped after it! So sad :(



Naturally Baxter got a LOT of cuddles after that.



Even if Adrianna appeared to be concerned here that Willow was stealing her idea.



I WOULD say that in her defence, her cat did die, but then she didn't actually give a shit about that so I won't.



Wow Mia brought a friend (i.e. Janine Rose AS ALWAYS) home from school and actually played with her!!



Looks like Erika moved on fast.



This guy turned up and this picture is an accurate summary of his entire visit.



Birthday mania!!



omfg Grim u r ruining birthday mania



She looks sad but there were hula dancers so p sure she is not.



Again, while everyone else was crying, this cold-hearted individual just watched TV.



Then she got more insurance payments than anyone because life isn't fair.



"lol ur great-grandma just died, awkward, I'mma go now"



This other cold-hearted individual is just screaming, "YEAHHHH, MONEY!"



Anyway, birthday mania may have been delayed but it begins now!



This is Alexander. He seems to be a mini-Mia.



And this is Dag. jfc, why are all the heir-eligible children ugly as fuck :( sry2b shallow



fuckin José Arcadio telling this guy to stop fixing the bathroom THAT HE BROKE



this is one angry ghost!! idk why considering I don't think I sold off any beds ???



"o hai Alexandra, I've been heartfarting over ur spouse all night, so how would you like to join the army and get sent off to distant lands and maybe die?!"

we said no.



dumbass here has very low motives but he decided to go play with the ghosts. I briefly felt bad but this house is so overpopulated and all he does anyway is break the plumbing in the bathroom and refuse to let anyone else fix it, why not?!



but FOR SOME REASON, he "saw a ghost" with out actually being scared by one, losing motives or dying. smh



Creepy visitor has the hots for Cimorene's eldest teenage granddaughter TOO!



Oh yeah, remember birthday mania?!? Mikael (first pixel_trade eligible child) grew up.



He has no nose.
(fill in the rest of the joke yourself)



fuckin José Arcadio



these two fell in love... which I thought had happened already considering THEY WERE ENGAGED but apparently not



then these two fell in crush. FOR FUCK'S SAKE ADRIANNA YOUR WIFE DIED LIKE SIX HOURS AGO



Returning home from a TWENTY-ONE HOUR WORK DAY (?!), Amaranta is invisible. I don't know why. I don't see how this helps you save the earth from environmental catastrophe. And even if it did, her wedding ring is visible. so?!?



Erika became a teenager and this is how she celebrated. It should not surprise you to know that one of the turn-ons she rolled was stink.



Erika! She is a Pleasure/Family Sim who wants to go on 50 Dream Dates.



wow, I think Cimorene just got the first promotion of her entire life :O



Like 12 hours later... still invisible.



Dag loves this remaining cat a little too much :/



the cat agrees.



a lot.



meanwhile this little brat loves being a brat

(notice how the bathroom is broken AGAIN too, hahaha ty José Arcadio)



AMARANTA IS STILL INVISIBLE AND YOUR "FOREPLAY" INVOLVES TALKING ABOUT DEAD ANIMALS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WILLOW



So uh, this is the teenage LISBETH having her first kiss with her UNCLE'S BOYFRIEND Jake. wtf.

ACR



awesome ghosts. thanks.



"waaaaah I suck at life and get in everyone's way and never let anyone fix broken plumbing in the bathroom"



yeah, if I was stuck in his man-womb listening to that I'd want to get the hell out of there too.



baby #1 (Jan)



baby #2 (Sonja)

Neither is eligible for heir because I hate this family :D And also because Xander Sprita is their dad.



After that José Arcadio returned to crying.



This ghost hates babies almost as much as me right now in a house of 17 Sims!



fuckin José Arcadio really pisses me off



wha? Don't Sims usually give up on going to work the second they become even a little bit late? Are you telling me that Jake autonomously went anyway?



I am crying.

...and that is the point at which I stopped playing for 11.5 months, mostly because I got a really time-intensive job. To resume...



I can't really deal with the house any more (if I was even dealing before) so this is how the toddlers are meeting their nutritional requirements.



so confused. At first I thought she was naked... then I noticed she was wearing a flesh-coloured bikini. Then I noticed the bikini has a vulva on it???



this fucking person won't go home even with sunstroke.



neither will this person who passed out with sunstroke, was doused, then passed out from exhaustion. in fact adding to my woes at least four separate townies (that I noticed) are just partying at this house all weekend???



let it not be said that I let all the toddlers be neglected though. only Alexander is neglected. Dag is well cared for and learning all the necessary life skills. mostly because Alexander is too cranky to learn any life skills, which means he lacks the ability to NOT poop his pants which makes him too cranky to learn any life skills...



Adrianna won't go to bed even though she is standing right next to her empty bed.



she passes out and Mikael laughs his ass off at her which isn't very nice.



kitty snuggles!



♥





so uh. this household is having some problems where people are not autonomously choosing to do anything.

...and I never fixed those problems, because I never played this household again! (Or any other household. In fact, I never reinstalled The Sims 2 again after reformatting my computer in November 2014.)

And that is, at last, the ignominious end to the Spritas and the Antikvas. As I said the other day, never say never... but I would say it's extremely unlikely. I've moved on to The Sims 4, which actually runs on my operating system. And I don't think there's anyone around still desperate for more Antikvas updates, anyway.

It's been a wild ride, guys. If you enjoyed this legacy, please check out my TS4 one, The Coopers. ¡Adiós!

Credits for Sims!
beachwee for Adrianna Beachwee
bondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboros
fivesims for Jake