The Antikvas 3.4

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Remember when I said I'd post the remaining Antikvas updates after finishing my assignments? I LIED. Such a liar. No actually, I finished one of them (the one due on the 3^rd) but then I went to my history tutorial on the 4^th and the tutor went, "WHO WANTS AN EXTENSION?! Put up your hand! :D" He did have an ulterior motive for this – my uni has a policy that all assignments submitted on time must be returned within two weeks, whereas if they're late (even with an extension), tutors can return them whenever the fuck they want. Basically. So by encouraging all his students to accept extensions (seriously, he said 30 of his 56 students had extensions before even asking who in my tutorial group wanted one...), he doesn't have to mark so many.

But for me, it takes some of the pressure off ;)

Oh, anyway. In case you missed the news I have my laptop back, and can play again, yay! But for now... an update :P

Warnings: the usual nudity, violence, profanity ;p Also, includes a crossover with the Sprita Legacy! So read it if you read that! :P

Soooo if you remember as far back as the end of the last update (three months ago), you might remember that I rolled the "Moochers" challenge, which means I have to move in new Sims until eight Sims live in the Antikva house!

...which means I only need to add two more Sims :P (Seriously if I did this in the Spritas I'd have to add -8 so this challenge isn't very challenging. WHICH IS A RELIEF AFTER LARYNGITIS OMG.)

Oh anyway, the point is, this is Trebuchet Dork! And he's moving in! He kind of fathered some of the GENERATION FIVE Spritas, who are ALL DEAD NOW, so it's kind of appropriate that he finally gets the chance to age :P



Much as "Business Tycoon" is the perfect career for a moocher, the stupid challenge actually says NO JOBS so I made him quit.



Uhm and now... FLASHBACK TIME!!!!!

See one time I was playing the Spritas and one of them went out clubbing and while we were there, Marianne ACR-seduced Daystar Ouroboros. I forgot to actually slot the pictures into where it happened chronologically, but it actually seems kind of important given that her LTW is WooHoo 20 Sims and this was like... a free WooHoo I didn't need to put any effort into :P

ok now back to the present~~~



Anyways you know how Astrid and Adrianna randomly went down to one bolt and I had no clue why. TURNS OUT that one of Astrid's turn-offs was "athletic" and Adrianna had gained so many body points during Astrid's time in captivity that Astrid didn't like her any more. THEREFORE I CHANGED HER TURN-ONS AND -OFFS. Bwahaha.



It's very effective!!



Oh and Adrianna fell in love with her which was frikkin amazing seeing as that hadn't actually happened at all during their entire relationship...



Engagement ♥



Uhhh, Leon and Vladimir still randomly hate each other. They are such disgraces to their namesakes :'(



Oh andddd Samantha Cameron (one of my sims haha) decided to boast to Vladimir about how awesome she was FOR MEETING LEON AS IF THAT WOULD IMPRESS VLADIMIR OMG.



Anyway he wasn't having none of that shit.



Geeeeeeez Adrianna, is making out with the woman you love really that bad.



And is being pushed around by the mother of the woman you love really that good??! Seriously.



KEVIN SPRITA WALKED BY!!! And this is basically where I decided that if you don't follow BOTH of my legacies... you basically should. They cross over too goddamn often for me to do flashbacks all the time and whatnot.



Marianne: Sooooo... do you wanna—
Kevin: NO DON'T TOUCH ME

I forgot that Kevin has entered the "failboat lover" segment of his life T__________T



Marianne: You're so attractive :)
Kevin: Fuck yeah, bitch!



Flirting = SUCCESS!!



Hugging = FAIL!!



Kevin: What kind of man do you take me for?? Just because I have twenty-two simultaneous lovers, do you think I'd want YOU??
Marianne: Uh... but... yes? :(



oh btw that's when I remembered I still had to add another Sim to get up to eight THEREFORE MEET CIMORENE OUROBOROS SHE LIVES HERE NOW



Marianne: Hey I really hate my daughter-in-law. Think as an evil wizard, you could cast an evil spell on her?
Kevin: Bitch, I haven't cast a single spell since I became a wizard.

It's true. I'm not even sure why I made Kevin become a wizard in the first place.



Ummmm moving Cimorene Ouroboros in lead inevitably to this... an ACR first kiss for Alexandra :p



Oh and WooHoo?!

Alexandra: I realise I'm jailbait, but you can't resist! :D

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH IF KEVIN ISN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH TEENAGE GIRLS WHY IS SHE :| :| :|



Marianne: Let's hug now!
Kevin: NO! :D

This is when I cheated and made him selectable because that's clearly THE ONLY WAY to get him out of this failtastic rut.



I mean really what kind of bullshit lies is ACR feeding me now?? IF YOU'LL FUCK HER, WHY WON'T YOU HUG HER



Uh meanwhile, Alexandra and Cimorene are having no problems at all getting it on...



I forced Kevin to do this. Basically.



Then he fell in crush with her and I was like OH YAY HE'LL ACCEPT HER ADVANCES NOW RIGHT



WRONG.



Despite the fact that he'd rejected every single one of Marianne's advances, his willingness-to-WooHoo score just kept increasing. So for some reason I was like "well okay KEVIN, if you're actually willing to fuck her, THEN PROVE IT."



This seemed like a good sign.



But then he was like "omfg WE TOOK OFF ALL OUR CLOTHES AND ARE RELAXING ON THIS BED TO DO WHAT??? I WASN'T WARNED OF THIS!!!"

-______________________-;



So ACR made Marianne try again.

Kevin: Holy fuck bitch you are really desperate *uncrush*
Me: Yeah well YOU are really a fucking douchebag asshole, KEVIN



Kevin: I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING KISS YOU



ACR seriously KEPT TRYING to make it happen and I was like ACR... IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. HE IS GOING TO KEEP REJECTING HER UNTIL THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS -100 OR SOME SHIT SO STOP IT



Uh meanwhile Vladimir is watching his sister and her older-woman lover make out upstairs...



...which reminded him that he needed to slap his brother Leon around. Obviously.



Adrianna glaring at Cimorene... I don't really get it tbh



Ummm... THEN COLLEGE!!!



Leon~~~



Haha Leon I am incredibly fucking doubtful that that phone call is for you, just saying



Vladimir~~~



Um GOOD LUCK CHEERLEADER, SHE GRADUATED EONS AGO



and Alexandra~~~!

She translated into good clothes but not very Romance Sim clothes. I'll have to change them later (Y)



All three Antikvas immediately found good ways of entertaining themselves!



Oh... but Alexandra fast started chatting up Desmond! (See I remember him from when the Spritas lived in this dorm, bwahaha.)



Trying to get them to chat was actually very difficult because I think their only common interest was the weather or some shit... but flirting was a different story!



...as was WooHooing :D



Who could resist missile-related innuendo. Who, I ask.



Not Rudolph. (Also ~apparently~ known as Lawson.¹)

¹ By "apparently", I mean "to the game". But to me he can only ever be Rudolph.)



Mr Green Shirt and Alexandra apparently have negative chemistry, but I got her to chat him up anyway because sometimes the game fucking lies and they have chemistry once they know each other a little better. It hasn't really worked yet in Mr Green Shirt's case but I'm still hoping!



Uh this is basically how Leon and Vladimir spend all their time.



Alexandra must really hate her brothers because she wasn't even cheering FOR either of them in particular, just cheering the fighting! hahaha.



Leon won anyway... this time :P



Hell yeaaaaaaah.



omg this is my exact fear too. The fear that I'll accidentally click something on my university's website... which doesn't even let students declare majors... which sets my major to economics... even though I don't study Commerce... well that's a fear that keeps me awake at night. Let me tell you.



I have something to say about this position, or really two things. One: BOTH OF YOU ARE DROWNING RIGHT NOW, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT. Two: How does this even make sense? Like you mightn't be able to see through the steam but her legs are actually verrrrrry close to the far wall so where the hell is Rudolph?? Or is he so skinny that he can squish his legs up really really small and somehow fit in that narrow gap between her and the wall?

What I basically mean is, are they positioned something like this?:



(but even more squished up.)

...yeah I know my drawing skills rule the earth. No need to tell me.



Ummm Leon's professor is randomly stalking him.



YOU WANT TO APOLOGISE TO HIM??? omg Leon. omg. (However he went to class before I could act on it, haha.)



And uhhh I guess this makes sense for someone named after Leon Trotsky. (Also, see aforementioned leaving-for-class thing. By the time he got back he didn't want it any more.)



Um EXCUSE ME, DESMOND



Alexandra and Cimorene went out on a date! :D

...and you'd better believe I brought the brothers along!



which in retrospect was a mistake because it turns out these two cannot be trusted in public at all.



Um Unsavoury Charlatan... I DON'T REALLY CARE IF YOU THINK ALEXANDRA IS HOT, GO AWAY



Apparently Cimorene found Leon and Vladimir's fighting very distracting :\ Hence Alexandra's bewildered expression, clearly.



Sighhhhhhh.



Much better!



It turns out that Vladimir won this round, haha.



So while these two get it on in a photobooth...



...these two slap each other around. dnuyhtdreuneuk



Unsavoury Charlatan: WOW, good job ladies! Now how about an encore round?
Alexandra: ...what a weirdo. o_________O



dnhrueryudneuykhuytheku-uytefkq



Me: Seriously Unsavoury Charlatan, what the fuck is wrong with you.
Unsavoury Charlatan: I'm UNSAVOURY! :D
Me: True...



Vladimir won again haha.



omg seriously Vladimir, could you stop.



What, unpleasant rumours like THAT EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN CLUB JUST SAW HIM BASH UP HIS BROTHER TWICE??? Yeah okay.



tdnireuekrukck Vladimir IF THIS OPERATED LIKE A REAL CLUB, YOU'D HAVE BEEN KICKED OUT BY NOW!! No lie.



Basically no good townies appeared the entire time they were there, and then they flooded into the place when they were ALL GETTING INTO THE TAXI TO LEAVE. grrrr.



Anyway, look who ~coincidentally~ appeared in Alexandra's bedroom that night! Bainor Morzan :D



and look at the cat statue which obviously had nothinggggg at all to do with his magical appearance. None.



Anyway, Alexandra was clearly not about to say no to the kind of opportunity that arises from a strange man appearing in her bedroom!!



lololol if WooHoo is so great when you're comfortable then why the fuck did you let Rudolph half-drown you in the hot tub, ALEXANDRA



Then Bainor went home and she crushed on Desmond. Haha.

Also, just to give Alexandra credit where it's due, this is her SECOND DAY of university and she's already fucked five Sims! :O (I mean true two of them were Cimorene but still...) Day #2 of uni and she's already a quarter of the way to her LTW... the mind boggles :P

Anyway, the end!

Credits for Sims!
simpurity for Marianne
beachwee for Adrianna
katu_sims for Trebuchet Dork
bondchick_nett for Cimorene and Daystar Ouroboros
sawcat for Bainor Morzan