The Antikvas 3.6

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Yes, it's another instalment in the Antikvas' epic college saga. I wish I could say it's ending soon, but it's not. You don't even know the extent to which it is not.

Warnings: profanity, nudity, violence. As per usual ;)

We open this update with: lol this politics subject. ILU, Sim State U.



So then Leon goes to respectfully schmooze his professor... with discussion of their favourite brands of handcuffs.

Um.



The Prof didn't like that shit. And then I remembered he's not Leon's prof any more anyway because he's the prof of the undeclared major students ahaha oops see what happens when I don't get to play for three months. YOU SEE.



Yeah and Alexandra decided that she wants to fuck 20 sims SO GODDAMN BADLY that it's no longer sufficient for it just to be her LTW; it has to be a regular want, too!!



You might remember that at the end of the last update, Mr Mohawk was all like, "Do you want to kiss me?" This is Alexandra confirming that it was not just a poker-winning manoeuvre. While thinking of herself. 'Cos that's how she rolls.



fuck yeaaaaaaaaaah



WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO HUGS



So yeah, after a very romantic game of HACKY SACK



they kiss. o yeah.



One of the Bros (Vladimir probs): heeeeeey sis whatcha up to
Me: I wonder.



Anyway, after a little making out...



...Alexandra and Mr Mohawk head to the bedroom ;)



Meanwhile, the brothers do their term papers like good little boys :D



Dormie Erin apparently has a 7am class or something. Harsh, man, harsh.



Adorable table flirting!



Even IF they stick their hands in someone else's pancake o______O



Alexandra studies for class.

By painting in her underwear.

I am relatively sure this is an actual requirement for psychology majors.



This stupid professor keeps trying to visit the Antikvas and it's like GO THE FUCK AWAY, YOUR USEFULNESS TO US IS AT AN END D:<



So Vladimir is kind of adorbz with his love, Dormie Erin.



OI DORMIE DESMOND GO AWAY!! :(



Ummmm no Alexandra... pretty sure your term paper is not about Dormie Desmond :|



Vladimir's first WooHoo :')



DORMIE DESMOND!!!



~adorbz~



Bellatrix, actually why would you run all the way here from town to yell at someone for spying on you. DO YOU HAVE NO LIFE. Also, HOW WERE THEY SPYING ON YOU BECAUSE YOU LIVE ALL THE WAY OVER IN TOWN.



Alexandra: So bro, me and Other Bro have found love at uni, have you yet?!
Leon: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...

Awks.



~Vladimir being a good little kid and doing his homework~



Meanwhile Alexandra gets down 'n' dirty in the hot tub :P



Unfortunately, Vladimir finds it a little hard to concentrate on his homework, his mind occupied with other things...



...things like the kinds of things Alexandra's now doing with the unclad Llama Mascot.

In other news, I am fully aware that I sound like I'm narrating the start of a porno and considering that Alexandra and Vladimir are siblings this is getting INCREDIBLY AWKWARD and I'm going to stop now. Honest.



omg Leon :'(



As you can see I only barely caught this, but... Alexandra is having sexy dreams about the Spritas' teenage daughter, Katniss.

Okay.



Vladimir this is not really an appropriate conversation to be having with your girlfriend, if you want my honest opinion.



o well, I guess it's not a real barrier to ~true love~.



As you might have realised the Antikvas have been in college now for FUCKING REAL-LIFE MONTHS and I decided to speed it up with a little College-Adjuster-assisted college adjustment.



Everyone got A+es and celebrated with a rousing game of hacky sack.



Awkward.



Ummmm yeah as Alexandra was wooing a potential future lover on the phone, THE COW AND LLAMA MASCOTS GOT INTO AN EXCITING FIGHT!!!!



Llama wins because fuck the cow.



She might not look happy but I'm pretty sure she loves it.



Thanks to Alexandra, I'm pretty sure I see more of the Llama Mascot sans llama outfit than... um... avec.



That big red *MINUS MINUS* is there is because the Cow just slapped the Llama Mascot around the head with a pillow and he didn't like it, btw.

Alexandra: Hey, would you like to write my term paper for me?! :D I have better things to do like fucking your nemesis's brains out
Cow Mascot: Oh... um... sure :3



Ummm Dormie Erin, what is going on here.



I repeat, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE



Ohhhhh I get it... you're fucking him for grades. Well, I guess after years and years at university you need to find a way to pass somehow. And this way, Vladimir doesn't have to get jealous :]



Dormie Erin: I love gra— um, I mean, you. I love you, sir.



Mmmmmmmkay I'm pretty sure this isn't over grades though.



They did actually kiss, too. I just didn't get a picture of that. I'm watching you guys.



;D



The Cheerleader and the Cow also got into a fight... and for some reason Vladimir's head is just floating in the middle of it?!



Cuuuuuuuuute.



CLUBBING! You know why, because Alexandra actually wants to WooHoo 20 different sims, and I also think it'd be nice if Leon was able to attract at least one :| like, in his lifetime.



Alexandra (re?)introduced herself to this guy within about one Sim-minute of arriving.



Annnnnd with minimal seduction required, they proceed to demonstrate the most public variety of Public WooHoo imaginable :|



Meanwhile, Leon dances. All alone. :(



Siddhartha Arden: what *slams eyes shut*



Apparently operating in accordance with the principle of "who needs seduction?!", Alexandra fucked this guy about ten minutes later :|



These were her motives afterwards. Damn :|



Alexandra: Heyyyyy... I'm really tired and really hungry and I just fucked two different guys... gimme a drink.



Alexandra: Make sure it tastes at least as good Carl.
Bartender: lol... I think she's already wasted.



btw, Carl then STOLE HER DRINK because CARL IS A DICK.



Other Bartender: You are right, sir, I do feel stuck in this dead-end job that barely pays the rent, with shit working conditions... I wish there was something more to life.



Unsavoury Charlatan: Well, let me show you, my dear ;)

I really wanted to think of an evil version of ";)" but I couldn't think of one :[ Just infer the evil, ok.



NO, Unsavoury Charlatan, JUST NO.

I mean given who you are, I'm not sure whether you want to rape her or rob her or all of the above and JUST FUCK YOU AND NO



Annnnnnnnd meanwhile Leon in admiring his own reflection in a disused corner of the mens'. Sigh.



Siddhartha: So, uh... she's drunk... and barely clothed... and has already slept with two different guys tonight... and I'm dancing with her. Whyyyyyy :(



OMG ALEXANDRA where do you learn such sublety as that holy fucking crap



I like how even she is confused now :\ This is probably why you should have tried eating, instead of getting drunk.



Siddthartha bailed, probably because Alexandra was really freaking him out or something. So Alexandra and a totally luckless Leon also went home. And as for the picture... Other Bartender realised she'd been swindled :\



Meanwhile, Vladimir had enjoyed a quiet night in with Dormie Erin :p



And Alexandra satisfied her lust for more WooHoo with Rudolph.



um WEREN'T YOU NAMED TERRENCE BEFORE??? Or are there two cow mascots? D: (perish the thought.)



This is Alexandra's entire existence wrapped up in one shot. She's like the female Turin.



Rudolph: C'mon baby, let's do something bad ;)
Mr Mohawk: You know you'd rather have me ;) ;)
Alexandra: Boys, boys... I think I have room in my schedule for you both.

This is why she needs the Cow Mascot to do all her homework for her.



Meanwhile, Leon plays the piano like a sad little boy because he has no love interests :( He even stopped rolling wants about flirting with people, I think he's actually given up. SO SAD :'(



I finally reached the halfway point of their college experience, and then remembered that this is a VDSL challenge and I'm supposed to be rolling challenges. SO I DID!!! But I got this:

The ‘Angelina’ Challenge: adopt three toddlers in a row. If you don't have enough money to adopt, save up until you do. If you don't have enough room in your household, move some people out.* Once the adopting starts, it has to be three in a row. None of these children are eligible for heir.

Which basically wasn't going to work at COLLEGE. So I tried again.

Asteroid! During the night, your house is inundated by a meteor shower, the house is saved but your lot didn't come out so well. Grab the lower ground tool, close your eyes, and randomly press it down all over the lot for an extended period of time. Live this way for a week until 'contractors' arrive to level everything out again. (requires University)

At this point, I was just kinda like, okay fuck you I rolled two challenges and if you won't give me a good one I can't be fucked. In retrospect, I decided that that was not a very mature attitude to take and that I should just do the fucking challenge.



There IS the fact that THIS is what the front yard looks like now :| Surely a meteor hitting it would actually be an improvement! (Also yeah as you can see I did call a gardener but he didn't actually pull all of those weeds? Gahhhh.)



But anyway, begrudgingly, I went to the "lower ground" tool and lowered some ground. After doing that I realised that this challenge isn't exactly very difficult... :\



Talking outside in a hailstorm. I mean, why not.



I think Rudolph and Mr Mohawk are playing strip poker... trying to attract Alexandra's attentions? Quite possibly.



I feel like this is a sad little Leon way of saying, "find me a partner."



Well, this won't be at all awkward ALEXANDRA.



btw, SEMESTER ENDED!!! And this is Vladimir's new economics unit hahahaha ilu Sims 2.

Anyway, that's all for now! Next time, the second-last instalment of the Antikvas' college experience. Damn it goes on forever.

Credits for Sims~~~
katu_sims for Siddhartha Arden
sixamsims for Carl
rhiannon_alexis for Clive