The Antikvas 3.7

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I kind of thought semester ending and being on winter break would mean more time to play Sims, but I'm pretty sure I've only opened my game once over the past three weeks and only played for like, an hour :( Hmmmm. On the bright side, I still have a couple more updates to go before the well runs dry, so I'm sure I can fix this :D

Anyway, moooooore Antikvas at college! You know you want to read it ;) Also featuring lots and lots of Spritas so read it for that too, it'll make the next Spritas update make sense probably :S

Warnings: profanity, nudity, violence.

Dormie Desmond and Dormie Erin think they can trick me as to the nature of their three-bolt relationship with some "innocent" SSX 3 playing. I AM NOT FOOLED, YOU GUYS.

(Also, holy blinding couch, Batman.)



I tried to get Alexandra to ask him on a date, but... he then tried to go to class mid-date? WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CLASS, BECAUSE DORMIE DESMOND IS THE KIND OF DUMBASS WHO GOES TO CLASS NEARLY SIX HOURS EARLY? So yeah, cancelled the fuck out of that.



Then he decided to go hug Dormie Erin romantically instead. I see how it is.



Too bad Dormie Erin is busy! >:P



So I sent Alexandra and Dormie Desmond to the college lounge or whatever it's called, where hopefully Dormie Erin would not be.



...and also to fulfil a little want that may or may not have pertained to Public WooHoo.



Awkward.



After that Alexandra met Castor Nova.



AND THEN SHE WENT TO CLASS.



Dear Unsavoury Charlatan:
(a) since when do you go to college
(b) good luck greeting her when SHE IS IN CLASS AND NOT HERE



Don't you think you're getting a little too familiar with a stranger's cat, Alexandra?! :O



They have negative chemistry. Confusion.



Oh well, at least that Cheerleader's good for something ;D



Poor, sad little Leon and his sad little wants :(



lololol

O RLY



well, it's one Sprita-tastic outing here. From left to right: Alexandra, Bellatrix Sprita (née Forest), Logan Sprita (the generation two spare who's like eternally five years old, that one, not Mac's brother), Mac Sprita, Severus Sprita, Aurora Scallywag (Mac's partner)...



...and Kevin Sprita. Who flew there on a broom for basically no reason whatsoever.



It's looking promising for our enterprising Romance Sim!



Alexandra: Oh wow, it's Mac Sprita! You know, stories still go around of what you used to get up to in my dorm :)



Mac: Ummmm... thanks :)



A little focus, please.



It feels weird that the younger one is doing the seduction, but she's the selectable ones so... and maybe it's not that weird. I wouldn't say she's less experienced, for a start.



...oh well, go ahead :P But ALEXANDRA WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU AFTERWARDS.



um oops.



Alexandra: lol I got no sympathy for you, man. Your wife's so hot when she's angry ;)

INAPPROPRIATE REACTION.



Alexandra basically single-handedly ruined the outing omfg. It's gonna take A LOT of WooHoo to fix this up :|



Alexandra: hay man I got 10 bffs~~



...for some reason, that tipped this outing over the edge.

Best Sims outing ever, y/y/y?



Besides, Alexandra knows there are more important things ;)



involving photo booths.



Ummmm Fiona Antikva you are five years old and it's 10pm at night what are you doing wandering around Downtown alone PLZ GO HOME



Alexandra asks Mac if she'd like to go next.



Mac seems to say yes but apparently feels really guilty about it...?



Ummm Kevin I'm pretty sure she's your aunt or something, just sayin'



Astrid eating a fancy restaurant meal all alone... :| WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!



More fun tiemz in the photo booth!!



I swear I zoomed into the booth totally accidentally (I swear it ok) but wtf, Alexandra and Mac aren't even in here? Where did they go??



luv u gaiz



and u gaiz



I feel like Alexandra's remembering what happened last time she got drunk at a club. ahahaha.



k Mac IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO HATE YOURSELF :|



My game thinks I care that Bellatrix got fit. I do not. Despite this picture.



In the meantime, having already helped Draco lose his virginity, Mac moves on to help the other generation seven Sprita not to find love :P (She does many good services for the community you guys :))



f yeah.



Ermmm, why are you GREETING her? Didn't you arrive together??



Oh I see... this is just an excuse to smother her with an irrationally forceful kiss in punishment for ruining your marriage (unlike you, obvs). MAKES SENSE.



The Contessa was also there...



...and Jamie Sprita.

Jamie: Love your work bb, keep it up!



I'd say she kept it up.



Jamie, he died like 200 years ago, I think this gossip is a little stale...



AND IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD GOSSIP WTF



I think Alexandra decided to take things all the way before she had to listen to any more such drivel :P



Severus: You are so amazing, love what you do :)

k Alexandra IF YOU EXTEND YOUR HOME-WRECKING TO SEVERUS AND JAKE'S BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP I WILL CUT YOU.



Totally innocent conversation going on back at the dorm.



Along with some totally innocent KISSING.

Dormie Erin what will your boyfriend say



You'd think Alexandra would want to take a break after fucking four different people in one night, but I guess not...



...not after five, either.



Mac Sprita dropped by.



I think Alexandra is one new WooHoo memory away from her LTW :DDDD





Obviously Mac took the opportunity to get reacquainted with her old college fuckbuddies :P



What is this? DOES LEON LIKE SOMEBODY?????



They only have one bolt but that is totally enough for me, you guys... go Leon go!



:')



WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE SELF-LOATHING, SERIOUSLY MAC



Then they graduated another semester. ONLY TWO MORE TO GO!!! (Seriously holy crap why does college take so long?! Is it all the trips Downtown? I'm suspicious that they have something to do with it.)



More lolarious subject names. I swear it's like EAxis scanned my brain for everything I imagine being taught in an Economics course and then put it in the game, lololol.



As for this though: FUQ U

No seriously, I took both history and international studies in first year, and history is approx. five hundred billion times better on account of the fact that there's more room to express political opinions (international studies was just, "neoliberalism o fuckin yeah baby~~~~" and fuck that). Sim University U R FAIL.



If Dormie Erin's door looks like this, that means she wants to be disturbed y/y?



Y!



Castor Nova came over~~



~~~~



~~! LIFETIME WANT FUCK YEAH



I like how she got the want satisfied *before* she was actually satisfied. If you get what I mean.



New LTW!!!

I'm going to assume she wants to use her seductive skills to get foreign agents to spill their secrets between the sheets, because otherwise, this is a bit of an about-face.



lol Castor Nova are you serious. I thought your entire shtick was that you were Casanova... yet you only lost your virginity just now??



But don't worry, Alexandra didn't just discard him like a toy she'd extracted all use out of. She let him write her term paper first.



Dormie Desmond, words can not describe the degree to which this is unhelpful...



Alexandra placed her assignment in front of Mr Mohawk and then complained that she couldn't sit down to do it >:| What does she want, Mr Mohawk to let her sit on his lap?



After many hours of trying, she basically decided, "Fuck that," and went to chat up her professor on the phone instead.



o look who came over. and look who is still mad that Kevin ruined her outing with Alexandra but she forgets that part because Alexandra is hot



It makes me happy to see Leon finally have some romantic luck ok :D :D :D



this is a bit childish though.



I suppose this is less so.



I guess that satisfied some want of Mac's or another...



Meanwhile, Vladimir is making dormies cry. wtg.



ONE SEMESTER MORE!!!



wat rly



ya rly

Anyways gonna leave it there for now. Next update PRETTY DAMN SURE THE END OF COLLEGE WO0O0O0O0O0O0O~~~~~ see you then.

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