The Antikvas 4.2

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LONG TIME NO SEE.

Yeah I realise it's been almost a year since these guys got an update but computer problems, having another legacy to play, etc. etc.. Either way they're getting an update now, so I hope you haven't totally forgotten who they are?

Last time: there was a cat named Cymmi who was awesome. There were three kids born into generation four: Amaranta, an evil twin; Aureliano, a good twin; and José Arcadio.

I actually did roll a challenge at the end of the last update, but I lost my screenshot of it, so... new roll! This is 5, 4 which comes out to:

Fashion is Life! Your current heir buys enough clothes to have a completely different outfit and look for each day of the week. Make sure you take an "outfit for the day" screenshot.

This challenge is so antithetical to my lazy nature. UGH.



Okay, well, outfit #1.



This is how I know Amaranta's pure evil.



Also this.



And yet she's a villain with a soft side!



D'awwwwww.



seriously can I just make this the Cymmi Legacy



Adrianna rolled the want to do this but then she pulled this face??? RIGHTEO



k ~~apparently~~ I forgot to take a picture of the last time this happened but some asshole keeps kicking over their trash can and it's really starting to tick me off.



okay



ok scratch "the Cymmi Legacy" what about "the Cat Legacy"



EXCUSE YOU



you little minx!



Olel Morzan (sawcat) visited... I'm not sure how she knows the Antikvas but it's entirely possible that she does and I just forgot



Olel: omg omg omg it's you!! in the flesh!!!



Alexandra: oui, et voudriez-vous un fleur, ma cherie ?



Olel: I WOULD LIKE TO BE SHACKLED TO YOU FOREVER!!!



CAUGHT RED-HANDED

the culprit is Albus Sprita... apparently Adrianna trounced him in a fight one time lol why do I have no memory of this



whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat



Then I was trying to make José Arcadio go to bed but then he decided he had to steal the gnome instead.

and it's like wtf you little dumbass it's like 1am and the cops are going to find you and bust your parents for being lousy at being parents!!



...apparently not.

well okay José Arcadio, enjoy that gnome then, cos I cbf taking it out of your inventory hahah



Outfit #2.



Do Sims ever have new email? Is it even, like, a physical possibility for them to have new email? I HAVE NEVER ONCE HAD A SIM RECEIVE EMAIL.



Amaranta enjoys spying on the neighbours so that she has plenty of things to gossip about. This neighbour is having all their shit repossessed. Amaranta laughs at their misfortune.



Trebuchet is annoying, all he does is play with this thing all day. Grrrr.



I was trying to work out who was responsible for all the half-finished paintings in the house but apparently... nobody??? I couldn't quite work out the pattern as to who could ruin which painting and why, either.



uh-oh



even Cymmi is upset!!! :(



Marianne herself just seems kinda clueless though.



Cimorene knows how to ease my pain.



Adieu, Marianne. You were a pretty cool founder, we shared many good times with you.



Someone brought Logan Sprita (the child one) home from school and OH I WONDER WHO IS FIRING BASEBALLS LIKE MISSILES AT HIS HEAD



Was there really any doubt?



Then Buffy Sprita came over and...

jks nothing since Marianne dying actually happened because my laptop overheated and shut down. I'm pretty worried about this. This interfered with my Simming like two summers ago, remember D:



Alexandra likes Trebuchet and thinks he is interesting to about the same extent that I do.



Remember when I wrote earlier this update that I wanted to do the Cymmi Legacy? THAT GAVE ME IDEAS.



So Buffy Sprita may not have come over but Xander Sprita did... he and Alexandra played tag for hourssssss and life was good.



EVERYBODY MEET BAXTER!!!

I realised after adopting him that he actually looks the exact same as Cymmi so um oops on that front but I can't fix it now :(



Besides Baxter is awesome and dopey and chases his tail and tuheuydh'uhn'ct



finger waggles, yay!



...apparently he got bit or something, idk



Meanwhile here is Cymmi.



Baxterrrrrrrrr



He actually reported straight to Adrianna to get yelled at, idgi



No one can resist the cuteness of cat! NO ONE!



a) BAXTERRRRRRRRRRRR
b) TREBUCHETTTTTTTTT



lol he reported straight to Adrianna to get yelled at again? what a doofus



whaaaaaat, Sim parents turn up to COLLECT their children? since when???



THEY MEET!
...ish cos they actually didn't and Cymmi wandered off to snooze on her pet pillow



Aureliano is a little bathtub pirate.



Kitty gaaaaaaames yaaaaaaaay this is really really exciting to me ok



Outfit #3. I still don't like this challenge.



seriously EAxis
seriously
did you seriously code into this game THE SINGLE MOST OBVIOUS JOKE OF ALL TIME
shame on you



I fucking wish there was a piano in that sky, it might fall on you



Trebuchet is the great kind of Sim who goes, "omggggg I am sooooooo hungry I'd better move from bed to bed to sofa to bed in my quest to fix this situation"



then he made coffee but he didn't drink any of it because he has A+++++++ smartz



it is seriously annoying that I can't just TELL the cats to play together... I have to WAIT and then take endless photos when I see them playing autonomously! especially that last part.



k Trebuchet according to her relationships panel she finds you repulsive but that's cool, just go and sexually harass her anyway, see if I care



Adrianna is FUCKING OBSESSED with the Sims 3. I bet she spends her time killing off all her Sims in gruesome and horrible ways because she's not a Benevolent SimGod like me~



She also has this want and I'm not sure why really, to learn where people's pressure points are so she can hurt and/or incapacitate them more effectively? I got nothin'. Except for that. Obviously.



Dorkus here (that would be Aureliano) ran outside to hug his mum when she got home from work… AT FOUR IN THE MORNING



Outfit #4! This challenge still annoys me!!!



omg Trebuchet it sure is a tragedy that there's nothing that could be used to fix that hunger problem of yours HERE IN THE KITCHEN



I tried to get him zapped by lightning but it didn't work :'(



DON'T THINK YOU CAN PERSUADE ME TO SPARE YOUR LIFE BY BEING CUTE WITH THE CATS



goddamnit, he worked out how to fix the hunger problem.



NO, CIMORENE! I don't want YOU to die!



seriously. this is creepy.



Just a little tormenting~~



apparently he enjoyed it though



Mr Suddenly Competent



Mr Suddenly Depressed About Being Suddenly Competent



I didn't choose a very good backdrop for this, but Baxter is stinky because he refuses to clean himself. And I can't wash him. omgggg



STOP LYING TO ME, GAME. I am developing trust issues thanks to you!!



tbh I would happily let them jump on the bed to their heart's content but I heard there's some bug with the Social Worker confiscating kids who do this even more happily and no thanks...



IT'S AMARANTA'S BIRTHDAY!



She rolled Knowledge.



And pretty much instantaneously she decided that this his her LTW and I gotta say WHO IS SURPRISED, NOT ME



It was also Dorkus's birthday...



So, Aureliano rolled Family.



and I gotta say, he's plummeting fast in the heir stakes if he's gonna roll crap LTWs like this



MORE KITTY GAMES!



I realised I forgot a day, so I had to do two outfits at once, ughhhh. Outfit #5...



...and outfit #6.



I'm not sure that aspiring evil scientists typically enter spelling bees, but I trust Amaranta to have an ulterior motive.



that is a great way to show a girl that you like her Aureliano, A+



and this is how I know karma is real.



José Arcadio's birthday!



He rolled Pleasure so guess who else is not doing well in the heir competition. I forgot to check his LTW but it's probably something lame.

(Edit: actually his LTW is Game Designer. That's acceptable.)



stop being cute with the cats, Trebuchet.



also, this is when I realised that my dreams of starting the Cymmi Legacy were misplaced, because... CYMMI IS A BOY. Since fucking when?!?!? PS Cymmi is definitely a feminine name, wtf is this shit.



Marianne is a) haunting during the day and b) sad about being dead. IA, I wish it was Trebuchet who carked it.



outfit #7 NEW CHALLENGE TOMORROW YAY



Aurora Scallywag came over to play catch with Alexandra, because it's not like she lives in a house full of people who love her/are infatuated with her and would love to play catch or anything.



Then she randomly had an argument with Adrianna because that also makes complete sense.



seriously MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FIGHTING



It turns out that this is Adrianna's reputation though and I gotta say I can see why



Step one of taking over the world = becoming charismatic.

alright, that's all for now! until next time, guys.

Credits for Sims!
beachwee for Adrianna
bondchick_nett for Cimorene Ouroboros
katu_sims for Trebuchet Dork
sawcat for Olel Morzan
sea_serpent for Aurora Scallywag