The Coopers 4.1
30 July 2017 12:15 pmThey’re back! I hope you enjoy. My game was crashing ALL the time as I played this segment of the legacy (and the next update is going to be even more disjointed because of it). I may have had a combination of factors – incompatible/broken CC, a corrupted save, too much DLC installed? idk but the thing that really seems to have fixed it for sure was NOT HAVING A MULTI-STOREY HOUSE. So, uh, yeah, enjoy this one while it lasts.
Last time: Britta and Morgan got married and conceived a child. The Coopers moved to a new house in Windenburg that crashes all the time for some reason. Finally, Britta and Morgan’s first child, a boy named Arnold, was born!

In case you forgot, and then missed my “last time” summary, at the end of update 3.8 we left off with Britta and Morgan welcoming their baby boy, Arnold, into the world.

Meanwhile, Wolfgang is up to his old tricks, fathering a fifth child with a fifth separate baby mama. This guy needs an intervention.

Because I could not wait, Arnold became a toddler! He got the Inquisitive toddler trait.

Britta wasted no time at all teaching lil’ Arnie how to walk. To Arnie’s chagrin.

Arnold: ok mama walking is nice and all but I want an orange
Britta: Dear God, why me?
Britta is not as enthusiastic a parent as Morgan.

Happily, Arnold loooooooves blocks!

Claire: What do you want, kiddo?

Arnold: I want potty!
Spoiler: He didn’t need potty.

Claire: ok, time to teach you some words so you stop saying you need the potty when you blatantly don’t!
Arnold: Yippee!!

Claire: ok, look here kid! Bottle. Bottle. Bo…ttle. Say it with me now.

Arnold: ?
Things are going well.


Luckily, Morgan knows how to cheer her lil’ Arnie up ♥

I guess that in this new house, knowing how to climb stairs is pretty important.

Arnold: But mummy why I must eat fruit!
Morgan: It’s good for you!


Thanks Arnie.

Claire: Excuse me?! TRASH?! TRASH ON MY BRAND-NEW, PRISTINE FLOOR??? What kind of uncivilised heathen are you, kiddo?!
Arnold: :|

Morgan: Bad boy! Naughty!

Arnold: mummy can you read me monster story?

a) why does he have glasses in his SLEEPING OUTFIT this is stupid EA
b) Morgan reads Arnold a delightful tale about monsters, treasure and rain and our lil’ boy enters the land of nod ♥

Claire: These bills I tell you – outrageous! Two and a half grand a week, like we’re made of money? God knows what they even use it for – clearly not public roads! I say, you girls are lucky to be living with your father and I – I hate to think how you’ll afford them after we’re gone!
Britta: *heart skips a beat*
Morgan: *not listening, playing on phone*

I bet Britta wishes she could upload a boring video such as that.

Arnold: Mama! Want nana-peel!
Britta: Why do you want that, honey?

Arnold: FUNNY!!!
Is this a sign? Will he follow in the footsteps of his Goofball mother and great-grandmother?

good

Morgan: Hi Arnie, need the potty?
Arnold: NO!!!
He did need the potty.

goddamn it Arnie.
Luckily it wasn’t too much effort for Morgan to clean up…

Arnie: Mama! Want crayon!
Britta: nope.


Britta takes all of Arnold’s potty mishaps extremely personally.

Nonetheless, she and Morgan decide to try for another child!

Morgan: We did it, honey! Arnold’s going to be a big brother!
Britta: aww man… that means twice the poop :(

WHY. WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIM OUT OF THE HIGH CHAIR. MORGAN ONLY JUST PUT THAT SANDWICH THERE. UGHHHHH

Arnold: Want duck!

Arnold: NO want high chair!!
Britta: *dying inside*

I like to watch my Sims jog around the beautiful scenery on the island, but it’s very dangerous for my game… liable to cause crashing… lol :/

ONLY ONE MORE SKILL AND HE WILL FINALLY BE DONE WITH THIS STUPID ASPIRATION

Stacey’s ghost is very happy now that she’s in a house full of TOYS! and that I remembered to take her urn out of Claire’s inventory


It’s like Arnold’s arrival in this world has given Claire something to do other than work out all day!

Julian’s stupid job instructed him to graffiti for two hours. So here he is, graffitiing his own wall. A+

Ulrike came to visit! Unfortunately I did not take any other pictures of this visit, probably due to worries about my game crashing. So this will have to do.

I kinda regret putting in this bar. Every time a Sim is ~*~Inspired~*~ and I take my eyes off them for thirty seconds, they start spending §§§ on mixing themselves drinks.

Morgan: I miss playing with blocks :(
Britta: I hope our new kid likes balloon animals :)

ok if Arnold wakes up this is going to be pretty fuckin’ scary for him, just saying

Arnold: GRANDPAAAAAAA!!!!

Julian: It’s alright Arnie, just a nightmare… back to bed now…
Arnold: haha suck it ghostie
Melvin’s ghost: even my own great-grandson hates me :'( at least I can always steal their food and eat the pain away


Not to worry, Melvin’s ghost proves his worth to his great-grandson. Even if the living are too busy “sleeping” to feed Arnold on demand, Melvin’s got it covered!

Not that Arnold was that grateful.

So cute.

Just a lil’ bit of brain training! I think by this point Arnold had level 3 in everything except maybe for Potty. Gotta keep workin’ at it!

Arnold: SANDWICH! 8D
He’s mostly not a hard kid to please.

Britta: Do you need to go potty?
Arnold: NO

Britta: *swearing*
Arnold: lol mama you go BOOM!

Britta had the last laugh though, as Arnold did indeed go to the potty.

um wtf do u mean?!?!? Since when was she an elder? WHY HAS SHE ALREADY DIED???

Britta takes a little bit of an interest in her future child…

Britta: I think you’re growing a dino!
Morgan: O_O

I left Julian upstairs to train his Charisma and found him doing this… geez mate.

Morgan: I heard that WooHoo helps the baby come faster, wanna try?
Britta: We have nothing to lose!


I wanted to give you a bit of an idea of what the Coopers can see every time they look through the windows. Too bad actually going outside has been crashing my game… lol…

Um… what the what, Ulrike? I’m just going to file this one away under “Renegades-style prank”.

Britta: Soon it’ll be your birthday, champ, and then you’ll be able to do nearly everything a grown-up can do, including grab your own leftovers from the fridge! Hallelujah!

Arnold got this text message…
what

confusion intensifying

ok guys… how much help does Arnold need with his blocks, really?

Nice little touch that Arnold doesn’t want Uncle Abed (a relative stranger) in the room as he goes potty…

Abed doesn’t take it personally, either. if he had there’d have been problems

Claire’s plan to supplement her day job income with programming revenue isn’t going that well.

Someone’s become a POTTY MASTERMIND!!

WHY, GAME!! ARE THERE NO OTHER MALE SIMS AVAILABLE TO FATHER BABIES

yay~

It’s time for baby #2!

It’s another baby boy! This one is named Josh, after the main character in Please Like Me :)
